About NorbertBradleighmU
Laetitia Casta:
Laetitia Casta Naked
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Information:
Name: Laetitia Casta
Born: 1978-05-11
Height: 1.69
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Filmography:
Déraison du Louvre, La (2006), Zone interdite (1996), Astérix et Obélix contre César (1999), Rue des plaisirs (2002), Luisa Sanfelice (2004)
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Solange Knowles:
Solange Knowles
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Information:
Name: Solange Knowles
Born: 1986-06-24
Height: 1.73
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Filmography:
Johnson Family Vacation (2004), Style Star (2007), The 2005 World Music Awards (2005), The Proud Family (2002), Tavis Smiley (2004)
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Q: What's the difference between Bill
Clinton and a container of yogurt?
A: Yogurt has culture.
FlaminioClercwN
What would you get if you crossed King Kong
with a
skunk?
I don't know but it could always get a seat on a
bus!
HazielCesareWu
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the
dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
HassunDillieIo
How do
you tell the difference
between the staff and the inmates at a
psychiatric hospital?
The
patients get better and leave.
Not everyone of the patients thinks
he is God.
The staff have the keys!
BlaineBraedenbv
Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away
?
Because it had a hole in the middle.
ShawnRhuvawnAX
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cam
!
Cam who ?
Camalot is where King Arthur lived !
BroclyDarrylKU
Policeman: What do you think you're
doing driving through that
intersection fifty miles an
hour?
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an
accident.
LeleSholtoZW
I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted
yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?
That's
right, Sir.
So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre
with a friend?
That was my dentist.
QiaoHeanleahdE
In the beginning, God created the earth and
rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman.
- Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
EmyrNicholzJ
Guest: Why did you offer me a piece
of
candy?
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the
hotel.
BenjimenTerrenceBF